99 practical fixes for the house, yard and storm season. Most cost under $50. Each one shows you what to catch early, what to do now, what it costs today — and the repair bill waiting if you ignore it.
Sixteen dollars of string, or a foundation crew. That gap is never expertise. It's timing.
Chapter SevenThe little fixes Earl shows on the channel have one purpose:
spend a little before the same problem gets expensive.
You've seen eight. The book gives you ninety-one more.
Why I wrote this book
It was small enough to put off. That was the mistake. I knew it needed attention, figured I would get to it later, and kept walking past it.
By the time “later” came, I was not paying for the little fix anymore. I was paying for everything the little problem had been allowed to damage.
About $5 → about $4,000.
That is the entire reason this book exists: to help you notice the cheap problem while it is still cheap.
Every example follows the same math: a small cost now versus the much larger bill that can show up when the same problem is ignored.
Food coloring in the tank
A toilet running at three in the morning.
Ten drops of dye in the tank, wait twenty minutes, look in the bowl. Color means the flapper is gone. New flapper, nine dollars, fifteen minutes.
About $12 — versus a water bill that climbs every month and a rusted fill valve at $180 installed.
The standing-water audit
Mosquitoes bred in your own yard.
Every plant saucer, gutter elbow, tarp fold and bucket, walked once a week after rain. Bti dunks in anything that has to hold water.
Free, about $26 a season for dunks — versus a mosquito service at $70 to $100 a month that still can't reach under your deck.
Six inches in ten feet, checked with a string
A corner that's still wet two days later.
Mason line, a line level, two stakes and a ruler. If the ground doesn't drop six inches in the first ten feet, the water is walking back to your slab.
About $16 — versus a French drain at $1,500, or a foundation repair that starts at $8,000.
Every method puts both numbers on the page: what the fix costs while it is small, and what the same problem can cost once it becomes contractor work. One avoided repair can pay for the book many times over.
Six parts, thirty-eight chapters, ninety-nine methods set right into the text where the problem comes up.
18 methods
Film on the west glass. The nine-dollar filter, changed on the calendar. Two hygrometers and a number to aim at. The pencil line and the dated photograph. Reading the attic thermometer and clearing the soffits.
16 methods
Six inches in ten feet. A quarter inch of fall every ten feet of gutter. Chalking the wet rafter during the rain. The meter test that takes fifteen minutes. Poly over the dirt in the crawlspace.
18 methods
Boric acid trays. Thirty pea-size dabs of gel bait. The April swarm check and the screwdriver probe. Rat exclusion without poison. Twelve traps set the right way. Flour on the floor to find the door.
21 methods
Two feet of clear ground against the wall. Tick control safe for pets. Putting in the muscadine. Rooting a fig cutting in January. Killing a stump so it quits sprouting. A rain barrel that can't breed mosquitoes.
14 methods
The May kit, bought at May prices. Labeling the shutoffs while the lights are on. The coin on the cup of ice. Twenty feet, downwind, and a cord that can carry it. The six-week lap after the storm.
12 methods
Two laps a year, hung on weather instead of dates. The one book the house lives in. Three written quotes and a license lookup. And the last box in the book: where to start, if you're starting this weekend.
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Memory is a poor witness in a house. Everybody believes they'll remember what that ceiling ring looked like in March. Nobody does. What people remember is a feeling, usually the feeling that it looks about the same, which is what we all want it to look like.
Chapter Three — The Rooms That Tell on Themselves
Then the box: a No. 2 pencil, a phone with a camera, four steps, and what a growing stain costs once the drywall comes down.
Walk the foundation the morning after a rain. Pull the mulch back. Dump the standing water. Find the water shutoff and turn it. Run the meter test.
Two hygrometers, two appliance thermometers, a moisture meter, a soil thermometer, a hundred-foot tape and a line level. Six filters. A notebook. That's every instrument the book measures with.
A termite inspection, which is often free. Three arborist quotes in December. One diagnostic visit while the problem is still one problem.
If only one thing gets done, make the water go away from the house.
Not out of caution for its own sake. These are the specific ways careful people get hurt or turn a repair into a rebuild, and the book says plainly, every time, where your part ends and the licensed man's begins.
And two things the channel got wrong, corrected in print: the granules in the yellow bottle don't dissolve a stump, and the homemade detergent recipe makes soap, not detergent. The book tells you what does work instead.
My name is Earl LeBlanc. I'm sixty-two, and I live in the Bayou Lafourche country in south Louisiana, on ground my family has held longer than I've been alive. I hold no license and never worked a trade. What I have is fifty years of watching the same buildings sit on the same wet ground, and down here a mistake in a house doesn't take thirty years to show itself. It takes two or three.
Everything in this book comes out of the state universities and the extension services, and it's free to read. I put it in one place, in plain order, with the prices.

The book
99 small fixes built around one goal: keep cheap problems from becoming expensive repairs. Leaks, moisture, toilets, pests, drainage, AC, storms, power outages, yard problems and more. Most fixes cost under $50; many of the bills they help you catch early run into the hundreds or thousands.
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Send me the first weekendIf you have heat, humidity, termites, or hurricanes, yes. It's written for the Gulf Coast, but the methods are the same from Houston to the Carolinas. Prices are US hardware-store prices in 2026 dollars.
Eight of the 99 methods are on the channel. The other 91 aren't. And the eight are longer here, with the quantities and the costs the videos don't have room for.
Most methods use what's already in a kitchen drawer. Where a tool is needed, the box says which one and what it costs, and it's usually something you'll own for twenty years. Every instrument in the book, bought once, comes to about $165.
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Ninety-nine fixes, most under fifty dollars, and the order to do them in.
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Go find the drip. Clear the strip. Go back and look in the spring.